werewolf-boi:

lizardsister:

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eheheheheheheh

pupy

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fairycosmos:

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

despazito:

*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song

kaedien:
“ boot up, Bitch
”

kaedien:

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boot up, Bitch

socpens:
“me when i find out a game has object physics
”

socpens:

me when i find out a game has object physics

hxasinthus:

being naked is not sexy. wearing a white 18th century shirt with poofy sleeves tucked into a pair of black high waisted trousers is sexy. there are no exceptions

zillychu:

Roxas, heckling a raging bull from an un-punchable fortress

shakescene:

shakescene:

my mom, turning up “we will rock you”: football babey!

me, internally: straight people think they understand queen which is cute

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it’s gay pride darling

trainthief:

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PARDON?!!??