Random person: I just assumed you guys were gay
Wilson, fed up: fine. Yeah. We’re gay lovers. I bend him over the couch and whisper sweet nothings in his ear every Saturday.
House: you’re the top?
Wilson: oh I’m sorry, were you planning to do all the work and let ME relax?
House: he’s the top.
Ok, hear me out, what if the Happy Mask Salesman was a lich and all of his masks were his phylacteries








